South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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