I'm so fucking centered right now
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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