it's too hot outside to masturbate.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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