what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The uberlube is also flammable
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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