apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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