I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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