Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I pour the whiskey from now on
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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