there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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