I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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