bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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