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It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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