Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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