im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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