After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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