i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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