and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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