I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I think my fart just growled at me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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