Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We talked him into tasing himself.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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