scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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