Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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