Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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