I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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