The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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