I feel like I'm in dance class right now
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Pants are for mortals
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