About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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