You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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