NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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