Need sex. Gaining weight.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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