i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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