Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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