are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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