i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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