If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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