My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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