I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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