im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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