4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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