He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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