my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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