I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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