David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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