and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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