her vagine was all disorganized.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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