hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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