I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just had sex on a roof
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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