Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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