So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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