The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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