so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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