I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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