Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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